• It's free
• I send nasty e-mails for you to people you hate
• They'll never know it's you!

Hey, have you ever hated someone really badly, and wanted to tell them exactly why you hate them and what you'd like to do to them? Well, you've found your answer. Don Foton is a man that enjoys insulting people. In fact, he enjoys it so much that he is starting a free service that allows people to confront and even harass the people they hate. Got a friend, enemy, girlfriend or boyfriend that's really pissing you off? E-mail Don Foton - he'll say exactly what you want him to, and will take the blame for all of it!

Here's how it works: Don Foton has a hotmail account set in a fake name. You just e-mail him and tell him what you want to say and where to send it, and he'll do it. The e-mail Don Foton sends will never be traced or related back to you in any way. Don Foton keeps all his clients confidential. Best of all, any replies that Don Foton gets from this person will automatically be forwarded straight to you, so you can see their response to your harsh words. Then, if you want to, you can reply to that message, using the name and words of America's greatest helping hand - Don Foton.

It's easy and fun! And best of all, it's ABSOLUTELY FREE. There is no catch. This is just one of the many perks that is set up for readers like yourself. So e-mail Don Foton today and take advantage of this great opportunity!