You better recognize Woodbury, bitch! I ain't playin'!
Reasons to "recognize Woodbury, bitch":
Actually, to hell with it. Fuck Woodbury. I hate those rich pricks.
I met a girl from Woodbury once. She made me want to hit her repeatedly over the head with a goddamn hammer.
If you know any Woodbury people, tell them "Paul at Daily Ramblings said to go fuck yourself". Then shit in their mouths when they're sleeping.
All the women in Woodbury have hairy backs and are horrifically boring. And remember: in 20 years, not only will they still be boring, but they'll be fat as well.
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