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You better recognize Tumtum, bitch! I ain't playin'!
Reasons to "recognize Tumtum, bitch":
- Because we be named after an antacid, mothafucka! Hell, two antacids in a row, bitch! Beat that!
- Because the stupider da name of our town be, the badder we is. Cabrini Green? Hell, our name's stupider than dat.
- Because we be in the same state as Seattle, and we don't even have no Starbucks. Word.
- Because I got Kurt Kobain's exploded head in a baggie in my garage, yo.
(Thanks to Cholly for the suggestion)
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