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You better recognize Memphis, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize Memphis, bitch":
  • Because Elvis be dead, and I'M the muthafuckin' king now, bitch!
  • Two words, yo: big time buck-ass naked bitches mudwrestlin'. They be everywhere. Even during church and shit.
  • Because yo fat mama with big-ass rollers in her skanky-ass hair is from Memphis. Damn, that bitch be ugly!
  • Because it be like Superior, Wisconsin, but with cowboy hats.
(Thanks to April for the suggestion)



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