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You better recognize Spokane, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize Spokane, bitch":
  • Because when you messin' with Spokane, you be messin' with all da bad mofo's in Spokane. Dat be at least three people, yo.
  • Because Bill Gates lives nearby, and dat crazy fool will monopolize yo ass. True dat, brotha.
  • Because I fucked yo sister in Spokane. And she be all nasty, too.
  • Because all da rich people be using Starbucks. Which means I got a lot of beatdowns left to do. Clear out before I pistol whip yo' asses!
(Thanks to Cholly for the suggestion)



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