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You better recognize Port Sulphur, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize Port Sulphur, bitch":
  • Because it be soundin' like such a prime vacation spot, yo.
  • Because we be so ghetto dat even our town's name is shitty.
  • Because even though Brittany Spears is from Louisiana, dat bitch ain't never been here. She knows to stay the hell back, 'fore I whomp on her ass.
  • Because da sailors at our port have to be daaaaamn desparate to go lookin' for poon here. Word.
(Thanks to Nikki for the suggestion)



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