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You better recognize Valentine, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize Valentine, bitch":
  • Because yo valentine this year is my foot up yo ass, bitch!
  • Because the rows of corn in the fields be fittin' in prime with my cornrow-style hair. I be one fresh mothafucka!
  • Because all we GOT down in Nebraska is big fat-booty bitches. Well, they be fat, anyway.
  • Because us Valentine gansters be stabbin' fools just to see their blood run red. Die, mothafucka, die!
(Thanks to Kate for the suggestion)



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