I know why dis town be named Blue Ball. It because of that girl, Tiffany. Man, that bitch be all up in da game of hurtin' my balls with her non-sexual shizzit.
I can walk around town callin' people blue ballers, and they won't be able to do shit.
One time I had sex with a monkey in Blue Ball. I called it "gettin' my monkey tang on."
Their high school sports teams got the weirdest mascot you ever seen.
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