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You better recognize La Crescent, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize La Crescent, bitch":
  • Yo! We got apple treez, mothafucka!
  • Yo! We got two gas stations an' a mothafuckin' Subway, ya dirty ass bitch!
  • Because we be full of dem underage jailbait high school sluts and ho's! Ya can't touch 'em without goin' ta prison! Daaaaaaaaaaamn!
  • Because Paul Ryan can kick any of yo' mothafuckin' asses. Shit, mothafucka . . . thought you knew.
(Thanks to absolutely no one for the suggestion)



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