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You better recognize Edinburgh, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize Edinburgh, bitch":
  • Because they're mothafuckin' Scottish, and mothafucka, if it ain't mothafuckin' Scottish, it's mothafuckin' crap!
  • Because soccer hooligans kill more mothafuckas than drugs, guns, skanky bitches, and yo' sorry ass combined.
  • Because all da peeps there can drink you under the mothafuckin' table. Don't even try an' front.
  • Because . . . damn, I've never been there . . . it's one of you people's fuckin' suggestions, yo. (Thanks to Nikki for the suggestion)



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