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You better recognize Loco, bitch! I ain't playin'!


Reasons to "recognize Loco, bitch":
  • Because it's in Oklahoma, yo, and somehow it's filled with Mexicans. I'm as confused as you are, yo.
  • Because in Loco, "Hey ese, pass the wire cutters!" ain't just from Cheech & Chong movies no more, mothafucka.
  • Because dem Mexican fuckas hotwired my Dodge Stratus. That ain't right, yo. That ain't right.
  • Because there be tinted back windows with "Perez" an' "Fernandez", and burrito poop in da streets.
(Thanks to Tom for the suggestion)



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