If you're reading this, you're probably a loser who I'd never want to date in a million years. But some of you e-mail me and ask me out anyway, because some sick, twisted part of you thinks being rejected by an online dweeb is funny.
Well, I agree. It is funny. That's why I'm starting the Paul Ryan Club of Rejection. It works for you, because you're probably out of my league, and my rejection will amuse you. It works for me, because, well . . . I don't really have a lot to do.
Just enter some information, upload your photo, and you're in the club! And don't worry, being a part of this club will in no way imply that you like me. It only implies that you enjoy torturing me and giving me the false belief that I'm pretty. It's more like a club for people who enjoy mocking me.
This club is perfect for ladies, fellas, or hermaphrodites. It doesn't matter, because you're all being rejected anyway.
Once you join the club, you'll be able to display a special icon on your own site, proving your rejected status to all. You'll also be added to the rejection club page. So hurry up and get rejected! It's fun!
