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Survey Sez 3
Hello, and welcome to the third (and sexiest) installment of Survey Sez. I'm going to try to keep adding more surveys once a month or so, and if I start slacking off, too bad. But otherwise, have fun taking the survey and go fuck yourself.
Question #1: What was Pauly Shore's latest movie called? 
B) Straight To Video C) The Biography of a Man That Has No Talent and Was Only Allowed in Show Business Because His Mom Owns A Comedy Club D) Only Queers and Prince Wear Purple Correct answer: D. That would put him in the "queer" category. B) Porn star C) Getting paid to watch porn D) Getting paid to wear a mesh hat that says "I'm from Badger Creek, Wi-- please kick my ass" Correct answer: C. 
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B) The incredibly ugly guy with the ridiculous cowboy hat C) Both Correct answer: Definitely B. A is close, and would have been the winner if all of them were dressed in flannel. B) BORROWED from other sites on the net C) BORROWED illegally from other sites on the net D) From New Jersey Correct answer: C.  ... A) Stupid B) Wonderful C) What I've always wanted to see D) Winner of the PSHFP (Paul's Super Happy Fun Page) picture of the year award Correct answer: D. B) I didn't have time to dry them C) I like them that way D) Somebody kicked me in the ass while I was pissing in the urinal Correct answer: D-- pretty much every answer is. B) A few packs a day C) Crack D) Cocks Correct answer: C. If you're a girl and you answered D, send a picture of yourself to me. B) The first question C) I read the first question D) Seeing that ugly guy from question #3 Correct answer: None of the above-- you're all a bunch of assholes!  A) Flaming gay B) Looking for Hostess to make a female twinkie character so he can get to her creamy filling C) Wearing his underwear around his neck D) Ripping-off Wonder Woman's golden lasso idea Correct answer: B. B) Chock full of fat people C) For losers D) Usually filled with 13 year-old girls pretending to be 18 year-old girls, 40 year-old women pretending to be 18 year-old girls, and 60 year-old men pretending to be 18 year-old girls Correct answer: All are correct, but especially D. Everyone gets a point.
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