"It's like 'Look Who's Talking Too', except instead of starring Kirstie Alley and John Travolta, it stars diapers with big piles of shit in them. Oh wait, that's kind of the same thing, isn't it?"
-Richard Roeper

"That kid in the big round ball with the star on it is fucking retarded."
-Roger Ebert

"Sexy little boys! Sexy little boys!"
-Michael Jackson

"The only enjoyable part of this movie was the end, when all the babies were stabbed through the skull until they died."
-Rex Reed

"Holy shit, that baby's talking! OhmyGod ohmyGod ohmyGod ohmyGod. Have you ever noticed how weird hands look?"
-Guy who was stoned for the first time while watching