Sorry, but political columnist George Will doesn't accept letters from his readers. Do you know why? It's because he hates you. All he cares about is his Pulitzer Prize. He rubs it and shines it every day, and laughs because he no longer has to listen to or care about what other people think. And that's exactly why he hasn't won a Pulitzer since 1977.

Aren't you glad you read Paul's columns instead? You can reach Paul by clicking here. He'll probably even return your e-mail within a few hours. Paul's good like that.