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Ryan) Column #18 Photo 2 (Julius Erlenbach's French Horn) Column #18 Photo 3 (Voltzke Full) Column #18 Photo 4 (Voltzke Close-up 1) Column #18 Photo 5 (Voltzke Close-up 2) Column #18 Photo 6 (Voltzke Hairstyle Secrets) Column #18 Photo 7 (Voltzke President Perks) Column #18 Photo 8 (Voltzke Jizz Goatee) Column #18 Photo 9 (Voltzke Surprise) Column #20 Photo (Damn Quarter) Columns #31 & #35 Photo 1 (Julius Erlenbach's Hotornot.com Photo) Columns #31 & #35 Photo 2 (Paul Ryan's Hotornot.com Photo) Column #32 Photo (Drawing of Uncle Phil) Column #35 Photo 1 (Hot Paul Ryan) Column #35 Photo 2 (Hot Julius Erlenbach) Column #35 Photo 2 (Hot Frank Haataja) Column #35 Photo 3 (Hot Mike Wallin) Column #35 Photo 4 (Hot Huggy Bear) Column #37 Photo (Paul's Autograph) Column #39 Photo 1 (Gary George) Column #39 Photo 2 (Al Roker) Column #41 Photo (Kevin Arndt) Column #43 Photo (Paul's Mom) Column #45 Photo (Zany Door) Column #51 Photo (Paul Lundgren) Column #52 Photo 1(Steven Goodspeed) Column #52 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Photo (Dip Sign) "Tom Heuer's Artwork" Photo 1 (Like Poop) "Tom Heuer's Artwork" Photo 2 (Cow Sex) "Tom Heuer's Artwork" Photo 3 (Cat Fisting) "Greetings From Siberia!" Photo (Engineer Guy) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 1 (Invade Canada) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 2 (Michael J. Fox) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 3 (Michael J. Fox Again) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 4 (Michael J. Fox Yet Again) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 5 (CFL Rad!) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 6 (CFL Legends) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 7 (CFL Mastercard) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 8 (Peter Jennings At Work) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 9 (Peter Jennings Laid Back) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 10 (Peter Jennings Acid Trip) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 11 (Bryan Adams) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 12 (Bryan Adams Hat) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 13 (Pamela Anderson) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 14 (Celine Dion) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 15 (Celine Dion Again) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 16 (James Cameron) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 17 (Alanis Morissette) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 18 (Keanu Reeves) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 19 (Paul Schaffer) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 20 (Alex Trebek) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 21 (Shania Twain) "Reasons Why Canada Sucks" Photo 22 (Canuck Award) "The Roast" Photo 1 (Paul Ryan Eating A Donut) "I Hate Fat Women" Photo 1 (Leslie DiMaggio) "I Hate Fat Women" Photo 2 (Fat Slogan) "I Hate Fat Women" Photo 3 (Jenny Craig Ad) "The Roast" Photo 2 (Paul Ryan Again) "The Roast" Photo 3 (Promethean Beatles-esqe) "Date Frank" Photo 1 (Polish Flag) "Date Frank" Photo 2 (Polish Map) List of Idiots Photo 1 (Green Goblin) List of Idiots Photo 2 (James Wenzler) List of Idiots Photo 3 (Edward Foster) Survey Sez Logo Survey Sez 1, Photo 1 (Ugly Man) Survey Sez 1, Photo 2 (Anna Kournikova) Survey Sez 2, Photo 1 (Budweiser Ad) Survey Sez 2, Photo 2 (Pimp) Survey Sez 2, Photo 3 (Fruit of the Loom Logo) Survey Sez 2, Photo 4 (Oscar Meyer Weinermobile) Survey Sez 3, Photo 1 (Pauly Shore) Survey Sez 3, Photo 2 (Dork Family) Survey Sez 3, Photo 3 (Ugly Cowboy Hat Man) Survey Sez 3, Photo 4 (Mr. Potatohead) Survey Sez 3, Photo 5 (Mr. Potatohead Mashed) Survey Sez 3, Photo 6 (Twinkie Cowboy) Photo of the Week Photos May 30, 2002 June 6, 2002 June 13, 2002 June 20, 2002 June 27, 2002 July 4, 2002 July 11, 2002 July 18, 2002 July 25, 2002 August 1, 2002 August 8, 2002 August 15, 2002 August 22, 2002 August 29, 2002 September 5, 2002 September 12, 2002 September 19, 2002 September 26, 2002 October 3, 2002 Headlines Section Photos Minneapolis Star Tribune Chicago Tribune Los Angeles Times Dallas Morning News Seattle Times Detroit Free Press September 11, 2002 Front Page Photos Seattle Times Detroit Free Press Minneapolis Star Tribune Los Angeles Times E-mail: webjerk@dailyramblings.com