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Get well CJ

original print date, January 6 2004

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..................Paul Ryan

That crazy CJ over at Science and Crap (an excellent blog, by the way) got into a car accident yesterday on I-94 in Wisconsin, and he and his wife Jess got some pretty hardcore injuries. They were waiting in line with lots of other cars for police to clear an overturned semi-truck from the highway, and some idiotic old geezer wasn't paying attention, and smashed into their car. He hit them twice, crushing their door and blowing out the window before sending them into a ditch. Even if you don't know CJ (also known as "TractorInc" on the forum), you should leave him a get well message, preferably one filled with profane comments towards the old guy.

P.S. The "CJ" in the picture is actually just a picture of some dorky kid who looks like CJ, and I can't remember what CJ's wife looks like, so I just took that same picture and gave it a wig.

P.S.S. If you want to read today's real column (a rather . . . unusual one), click here. But first, scroll down and leave a comment for CJ (or that bastard old man).

                           

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cheermom     Jan 8, 2004 • 4:28pm  
CJ - Wishing you and Jess a speedy recovery. Enjoy the painkillers -- just not too much! I'm with Katers -- get an excellent Personal Injury attorney and sue the old buzzard for all he and/or his insurance company is worth.
Katers     Jan 7, 2004 • 4:09am  
As the daughter of a lawyer, take my advice: SUE. For a lot. What a bastard. Get well, CJ! Love your drugs in the meantime!!!!!!!
jen     Jan 6, 2004 • 6:30pm  
The Firm - which employs me - would probably take the position that CJ's injuries are quite significant. CJ, take that old geezer bastard for EVERYTHING HIS LOUSY INSURANCE POLICY IS WORTH!!!
Jennifer     Jan 6, 2004 • 4:58pm  
get a good lawyer
TractorInc     Jan 6, 2004 • 4:07pm  
Hey - Thanks for the get well message! Jess and I are actually doing pretty well, thanks, in part, to heavy amounts of drugs. Yeah drugs. (I'd use an exclamation point, but the drugs aren't letting me get too emotional.)
Aaron J. Brown     Jan 6, 2004 • 3:10pm  
Here's to a speedy recovery. As if having to endure this column every day wasn't enough of a pain stimulus, now this. Get well soon!
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